Swiggity Swesbian
An Irate Lesbian

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

wokeupinausedtoyota:

I remember when teen titans was bout somethin

feelmetal-alchemist:

roymaes:

which is worse: dad jokes or dead jokes?

Dead dad jokes

shinykari:

Basically the movie.

WHO GAVE YO THE RIGHT

askclint:

Steve’s notepad

STEVE BACK AWAY FROM THE DISCO

33457658322189076:

The Perks Of Being Pretty Much The Same As The Popular Kids And Doing Basically The Same Things But Listening To The Smiths And Not Liking Football

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

glutenfreewaffles:

if you’ve ever wanted a gif of Marilyn Manson pushing Chris Evans well here u go

I didn’t even know I wanted it.

charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

cerberusblack:

viperw0lf:

The plot of durarara!! Is literally “if IM a gang leader and YOURE a gang leader then who’s driving the plane??

#izaya is flying the plane and he’s flying it into the ocean

curepimmy:

childpom:

disparateyouth:

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

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